W scribe W: Oh, No, You're Not Gonna Make Me a Believer!

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Oh, No, You're Not Gonna Make Me a Believer!

I totally don't read horoscopes! I swear! Listen, I have a life. I don't know how I came upon this one, but well, I just read it.

And then again.

And again.

It wouldn't go away, dammit!

It said (pardon my French):

"Certains événements vous poussent à replonger dans un passé que vous n'avez pas totalement assumé. Heureusement, votre positivisme vous aide à considérer avec philosophie vos erreurs passées et à soulever à bras-le-corps les problèmes actuels qui en découlent. Vous négocierez ainsi des virages capitaux pour l'avenir".

Yeah, I must be the only one to understand this one.

Never mind! :)

3 comments:

NoOne said...: You don't believe in horoscopes and yet you come across one by mistake? Yeap, that could happen. LOL

And it's french wasn't so bad... I totally could understand it.

There is a problem with these "horor"s - and the problem is us, the ones who read it. sometimes we see or we want to see something important for us.

Imagine this: what would happen if everyday those 400 billion peoples that live in this world (I might be making a mistake on the number but... heck... it's just a number)... so, what would happen if all these people would be split into 12 groups? All the ones born in january would have health problems. All those born in february would get lucky and inherit fortune. All those born in march would go on a trip... And so on...

What about the others? Why aren't only 12 actions every day? The answer is simple: because not all read horoscopes and know what to do. LOL; March 1, 2007 at 12:25 PM
WW said...: I can't tell you exactly how it happened, but it did :) Use your imagination. :P

And I just vowed to stop using emoticons.

I agree, otherwise. I never considered it so... mathematically, though! Emoticon.

Heck, YOU may safely assume that I smile all the time!; March 1, 2007 at 1:48 PM
NoOne said...: Since I needed to write this somewhere I wrote it here inside of "Oh, No, You're Not Gonna Make Me a Believer!".

I liked more your FAQ then all those Shane's Star Trek scenes or Star Trek's Shane scenes. :)); March 4, 2007 at 8:30 PM

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FAQ

Are you a man or a woman?

How boring! I am, in fact, The WonDrous Mandarin Speaking Ambidextrous Bisexual Hermaphrodite with Wings.

Or, if you prefer, think of me as a Chimera, since I just successfully passed this other test. The wings are still there, so...

You Are a Chimera

You are very outgoing and well connected to many people. Incredibly devoted to your family and friends, you find purpose in nurturing others. You are rarely alone, and you do best in the company of others. You are incredibly expressive, and people are sometimes overwhelmed by your strong emotions.

What Mythological Creature Are You?

Where do you live?

I'm an American living in France -- for most of the year, anyway.

What's your connection with Romania?

I was born there.

Are you still a Romanian citizen?

Technically, yes. Since nobody asked me to, I haven't gone through the special procedure that would annul my Romanian citizenship.

Are you also a French citizen?

No, and I will never become one. I love the United States, rah, rah! (Not a joke!).

In France, I love the food , the wine, some of the people, their polished and refined ways, their passion for bicycles, but nothing "clicks" on a deep level, although I was raised a "francophone" and I am very familiar with their culture.

If ever the United States and Romania became enemies in a war, on which side would you fight?

Doh!

No, really!

The United States'. And I would spy for them, too.

"Dar Romania te-a facut om!"

Incerc sa ajut, dar Romania m-a pierdut demult cu nesimtirea si lipsa de civilizatie a multora. Inca imi este dificil sa relationez cu romani, in Romania sau pe Internet. Nu pot sa accept nici ce s-a intamplat cu limbajul strazii, fenomenul manelelor, al vedetismului facil de televiziune, al incompetentei politice, al furtului generalizat, al coruptiei acceptate prea usor la orice nivel, si multe altele.

OK, never mind all that, how about when Romania and the US confront in sports events?

Yes, I've had moments when I wanted Romanian teams to win. I guess I still care. It's either that, or it's the "rooting for the underdog" phenomenon.

Are you nuts? Why do you talk about Oscars and shit?

No, I am not deranged. I am a contented bourgeois type, who has screenwriting as a hobby and has even gone to film school. I tried a few gigs as a producer for other people's work and I've worked in the "business" in other small time capacities, but I didn't enjoy it, I felt like a hack. I need to really believe in what I have on my hands and I still regard movies as an ART (while hating arthouse movies.)

One of my brothers is into "Texas Hold'em", another into "The World of Warcraft", I read about and write scripts, so "Writing Masterpieces" is the name of my game. My brothers insist that this is no fun. But I just won a "Texas Hold'em" family tournament in LA, so I got a little slack from that side, and being an addictive personality, there's no way I'm gonna even touch "The World of Warcraft".

As to my Oscar talk: I'm entitled to any number of self-deprecating remarks and second degree humour, so don't rush to diagnose here. Or, do your thing, it's a free country. Mine is, I hope you're not reading this from 中国 or some other less fortunate place.

Will you read my script?

If you're my friend, yes. If you're not but you'd like to, then befriend me. Or consider people who can read your script and provide you professional feedback and notes for a very reasonable sum, like Scott the Reader, for instance.

Daca sunteti din Romania: va rog sa intelegeti si ca m-am desprins de prea multa vreme de acolo si nu am acces la multe elemente care ar face feedback-ul meu pretios. Gandesc ca un american filmul si nu pricep jumatate din referintele culturale specifice Romaniei. Un prieten a castigat concursul HBO din Ro cu un scurt metraj din care eu, personal, n-am inteles mare lucru, deci... Graunte mare de sare!

I am your (virtual) friend, I wrote this script, will you help me market it/find me an agent/get involved in producing it?

If it's the kind of stuff that has me ENTHUSIASTIC about it and feeling that you just wrote a masterpiece, then yes, I'd consider dropping everything and I'd spare no effort to help you sell it. But my critical eye is very harsh, my own projects take up a lot of my time, and I'm not looking to turn a quick buck on anyone's less than brilliant endeavors. So it's either "Shock & Awe", or nothing. I apply the same filters as for my own stuff.

W scribe W

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Oh, No, You're Not Gonna Make Me a Believer!

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